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Music Archive » Spoken Word » Comedy » ART PAUL SCHLOSSER: Vote for Me/It's a Joke
This CD has sold very good as a CD,record,& cassette tape and the following song was played on the Dr Demento radio show 4 times and made the Funny 5 once.

Vote for me/It's a joke
I would rather/Be the Pope
If I have to/I'll drink Coke
Hey I'm desperate/I need the job I'm broke

Vote for me/It's a joke
I'll take a bath/And use real soap
Comb my hair/Real nice
So what if/I've got lice

And if I'm elected President
I won't do anything
Just sit around and collect the money
Invite my friends over to play poker
And tell jokes that are funny

Vote for me/It's a joke
Famous people/I misquote
Tell you that/It's all true
Vote for me/Be a fool

Vote for me/It's a joke
I don't care/If you smoke
I don't care/If you choke
Just before you die/Make sure you vote

THIS IS FOLLOWED BY A RIFF on the guitar that gets louder,higher and faster until it ends and I act like I'm pushing a button and then I blow the KAZOO and say:What button did I push ?

Check out the artist's website:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PurpleBananasOntheMoon

Track List:
1. Cheap Romance
2. Boyfriend's Mean
3. Darling I'm In Love But
4. How Do You Like My Pet
5. Kurt Cobain
6. The Worst Pie
7. Venison Christmas
8. Police Rap
9. Vote for Me/It's a Joke
10. Punk Rock in the Whitehouse
11. Love,Love,Love,...
12. The Sky is Dead
13. It's Hell !
14. There is Still Hope
15. Pizza
16. Baby
17. Blunt
18. Vote for Me/It's a Joke again
19. Misery Loves Company
20. In an Echo of a Moment
21. You Draw Snakes Your Way and I'll Draw Snakes My Way
22. Techno Ravioli
23. Free Speech
24. I Don't Have to Swear
25. Big Toes
26. Needs More Money
27. I'm Blue A hoo A hoo A hoo
28. John Chapter 9
29. That's Right
30. Be My Friend

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